Blogasm

No ones blogging! :'(

So I will :)

This week's recommendations:

Artist: Mariana's Trench

Named after an ocean trench in the Pacific Ocean, this is the perfect band for geographers everywhere! They're Canadian, and they're very good :) Here are some examples:

their most famous song :

The song I was singing earlier today (with the epic video ^^):

Song: To The Sky (Owl City)

The soundtrack to the new owl-based blockbuster 'The Guardians of Ga'Hoole' that we've all heard of (right?).

TV Show: House M.D

Starring the quite frankly epic Hugh Laurie, House is the most popular TV show in the world. Laurie needs 24 hour protection when i walks around the US....but hands up if you knew who he was before this! *waves hand frantically*

Yeah, i didnt have anything to write about so...yeah.

Ax

TB (A Terrible Disease)

So.

Tony Blair has a book out.

Oh come on! You all knew this was coming! You just didn't know when I'd snap!

I was on amazon.com, peacefully minding my own business, browsing through the works of various esteemed intellectuals such as Stephen Hawking (who is actually a really good writer, with a very good sense of humour) and Stephen Fry (OK, you got me! I just searched the name Stephen :P) and what popped up in the recommendations? Yep you guessed it!: A beginners guide to Kama Sutra.

Not really. Although as we all know, Tony Blair and his toad of a wife don't need any of that to get it on! All they need is a Royal invitation! Honestly, he has no shame. I almost pity Gordon Brown for having to put up with him.

Almost.

Now, I can't pass judgement on it, because I've never read it, and I never plan to, and according to my own principles, I can't pass judgement on it :/

Then again, principles don't really apply for Tony Blair do they?...

'THISISTHESHITTESTPIECEOFSHITTHATIHAVEEVERHADTHEFORTUNENOTTOREADANDICAN'TBELIEVEITSBEENPUBLISHEDACTUALLYYESICANBECAUSEIPROBABLYDIDNTWRITEBECAUSEHESANUNETHICALUNWASHEDGREASYSLIMEBALLWITHNOCONSCIENCENOMORALSANDNOSENSEOFRESPONSABILITY'...*breathe*...'ALLHETHINKSABOUTISHOWMANYTIMESHESBANGEDHISWIFEATBALMORALANDHOWFUCKINGINNOCENTHEISWENITCOMESTOIRAQTHEWARMONGERINGSONOFABITCH!!

If you managed to decipher that, you get a cookie.

In fact, if you even attempted it, you get a cookie.

Ventage over, have a nice day.

A x

Unatal

Unatal: relatively sane this one...an operation one undergoes that involves sticking a long tube into version places that should never EVER see the light of day.

You know what? I'm going to tweet these in future... cos these posts are stupidly short :/

Mismet

Now, I quite like this one ^^

Mismet: (1) to me, this sounds like a title (like sultan). 'I am the mismet of Saudi Arabia and i eat sheeps brains', for example. (2) Or a small animal, a bit like that weird thing in 'The Road To El Dorado'. A possum I think it was...called Marmaduke. The mismet i mean, not the possum. Although that might have been his name ^^

Docombil

I've decided I'm going to write a list of those word things i wrote about a few posts ago.

The latest one is 'docombil'.

Now, I'm going to come up with a definition of it :) I will do this for everyone that I have to type in to do something :)

Docombil: I searched it and google came up with a Japanese phone company called docomobile. I therefore conclude that docombil is a Japanese bill company, that specialises in animal's bills, for example, the duck-billed platypus. It sells them at very reasonable rates, and you don't have to pay for the first year!

HA! if you type animal bill into google it comes up with a picture of Bill Kaulitz cuddling a koala bear :P

Cooking

Cooking. It's surprisingly relaxing :) I hate cake, yet I have made 2 cakes this evening. A carrot cake, and an apple cake. Yummy :/

Luckily, during said cooking, I ranted at my mum, so you won't have to endure that this evening :P

I simply wanted to give you this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Hwv1EbCkk&feature=channel

Tis, the second installment of the twilight thing I linked in the last post :) Yay XD

Anna x

Popsicle

*Uncharacteristically cheery tone* So, hey guys! I haven't written a blog in a while! I've been trying to avoid it because I know that it'll end up like this:

'Heads up! The catholics are coming! AND THEY WANT YOUR BLOOD!! Hide your children and get out your pitchforks!!'

And don't you spellcheck me on how to spell catholics Mr. Internet! I refuse to give catholics a capital! It simply doesn't deserve one!!!

Apart from the obvious comments about that cardinal chap that called jolly old England a third world country, and that he compares Atheism to Nazism (when he himself, and the Pope, were both in Hitler Youth) I really have nothing of any intellectual value to say on the subject of the Pope's visit (other than they're both massive dicks!).

Luckily for you, most of my anger has already been vented on this subject, so if you are as equally irritated by this as my, here's a little something to cheer you up : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi9GPlsdD5o&feature=player_embedded#!

:D Hope you enjoyed that.

I did.

Hold up! I just found out that not only is this rape-condoning bastard visiting our country, while his mates spew out racial hatred, but we're footing the f*cking bill!!! (sorry about the language) And I say we in the general sense, as I don't pay taxes yet :P. But the principle is the same. To grant the pope a 'state visit' which means it's paid for by the government, and therefore, the taxpayers, is absolutely outrageous! There are hundreds of people in this country that have had their lives ruined by what priests in his order have done, but we have to pay for him to come here and rub it in their faces! Now, I'm not blaming the Pope for raping those people. It wasn't him (apparently), he wasn't Pope at the time and can't be held accountable for it.

However.

He was in charge of punishing those responsible and what did he do?!?!? He told them to pray. Pray for their victims. LIKE THAT'S GONNA DO ANY F*CKING GOOD!! 'Yeah I had my whole life ruined by my priest raping me. Yeah yeah, it scarred me for life. I lost all faith in god. But it's OK now, cause he's prayed for me :D' In no branch of society would this be acceptable! Certainly not in government! Imagine if your local MP was found guilty of raping a child. How long would he keep his job? And (hopefully) how long would he spend in jail? But, if their catholics, IT'S FINE!! Just say sorry!

And not only was their 'punishment' laughable, but they spent years covering it up! They knew about it!!!!! And they did not do a thing to stop it!

Right. Anger vented.

Noodles

Anna x

P.s. This is mainly for Nicola : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L253VLwH3w