Tony Blair has a book out.
Oh come on! You all knew this was coming! You just didn't know when I'd snap!
I was on amazon.com, peacefully minding my own business, browsing through the works of various esteemed intellectuals such as Stephen Hawking (who is actually a really good writer, with a very good sense of humour) and Stephen Fry (OK, you got me! I just searched the name Stephen :P) and what popped up in the recommendations? Yep you guessed it!: A beginners guide to Kama Sutra.
Not really. Although as we all know, Tony Blair and his toad of a wife don't need any of that to get it on! All they need is a Royal invitation! Honestly, he has no shame. I almost pity Gordon Brown for having to put up with him.
Almost.
Now, I can't pass judgement on it, because I've never read it, and I never plan to, and according to my own principles, I can't pass judgement on it :/
Then again, principles don't really apply for Tony Blair do they?...
'THISISTHESHITTESTPIECEOFSHITTHATIHAVEEVERHADTHEFORTUNENOTTOREADANDICAN'TBELIEVEITSBEENPUBLISHEDACTUALLYYESICANBECAUSEIPROBABLYDIDNTWRITEBECAUSEHESANUNETHICALUNWASHEDGREASYSLIMEBALLWITHNOCONSCIENCENOMORALSANDNOSENSEOFRESPONSABILITY'...*breathe*...'ALLHETHINKSABOUTISHOWMANYTIMESHESBANGEDHISWIFEATBALMORALANDHOWFUCKINGINNOCENTHEISWENITCOMESTOIRAQTHEWARMONGERINGSONOFABITCH!!
If you managed to decipher that, you get a cookie.
In fact, if you even attempted it, you get a cookie.
Ventage over, have a nice day.
A x
firstly, LOL.
ReplyDeleteActually I found it a gripping read, seriously - once you pick that book up you won't put it down until you've finished! Ok before you have time to think any worse of me let me assure you that I have not even touched his book let alone read it and i have no plans to ever waste my time with it, it was 100% a joke I guarantee! ;)
anyways can i have a cookie now please??!!?! xD
and earlier i thought the video said nurse! i can hear it better now and it doesn't :P but damn if only i had 4 million dolars :S poor cat, he needs to be de-fleed now!